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Underground Sessions Vol. 2: now or never

Underground Sessions Vol. 2

Why not...

play this song in repeat please

messerek · Annie - Songs Remind Me of You (The Swiss & Donnie Sloan Remix)

thinking you got what it takes?

heya! is usual to get this excited for something new? what if its 8+ you might be up for the challenge right?, i am of the theory that states that everything happens after eleven am, earlier there's not too much to see, because every store and door in the city is closed, fun begins at 11 am and its over at 2 or 3 am, th rest of the time is for sleeping

Attractive people have everything to do with the tractum, it isn't about anything else, your digestive tractum, if you stimulate it brutally then yes, it sure will make you look pretty, i have a few excercises that you can practice to make your face look prettier than ever forever, but you have to practice the exercise daily to be able to see the effects in 2 years, although it takes two years you might feel like the pretiest fruit in this party right away after you finish, it's a breathing technique that focuses on stimulating your heart by channeling energy and air in the same direction, the idea is that you obtain force from your hair, what?!? yes, is the total opposite of the gym

The Gym is not the solution, it is the problem in fact

the logic in the gym is to tell you to use brute force for everything which is very stupid, because if you come being weak to the gym, how the fuck is you supposed to keep up for two years? very idiot proof question and the answer is as logical, NO YOU CAN'T!

trust me doll, ¿you wanna gal party? never, ever go to a gym it will exhaust you forever

The point is that for your body to grow it's strength you need to separate it twice, one for both mental and spirit, and another for both physical and hair, as usual you should never touch your hair. But and im gonna be painful with this one, gym is dangerous and exhausting because it rquires you to firmly hold metallic materials, that implies the fact of closing the hands, once you close the hands you close everything, and no strength can flow inward nor outward, what stupid routine i never grow, i block the energy and with calculus in the mind. Sometimes the calculus goe to the kidneys and men end up tired of the kidneys, JAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJA THEY ARE A FUNNY JOKE

the point is that in order for you to close your hands to block and etc etc, you have to push hard and pull hard, instead if you don't, and do it carefully, softly, without closing the hands, carrying the weight of your own body, rather than the weight of something dead. And that goes for everything, for eating, for drinking dead things, carrying dead things, or carrying the water of other things, like vegetables, your brain will be exalted once you start drinking the water of the vegetables you consume, back to our point, you need to love yourself, and care for yourself, not a metallic bar dude... what the fuck?! in any case once you tsart realizing the weight of your body is more important, lets figure this out the following way:

Imagine your body is like a mini-universe, a sparkling galaxy inside you full of invisible energy waves that connect everything, just like the stars and planets in the real cosmos. In electrical engineering, we know these waves are like electric currents flowing in circuits, pulsing up and down in smooth curves called sine waves—think of trigonometry as the math that draws those perfect, wavy lines, like the orbits of planets or the ripples in a cosmic pond. This yoga exercise is like tuning your inner galaxy's power grid to make your heart's energy field stronger and brighter, so you feel calm, glowing, and full of life.

To do it, sit comfortably on your heels, like you're perched on a cozy throne in space, with your arms stretched out straight to the sides, parallel to the ground, and your hands dangling loose from the wrists, like floppy starfish floating in zero gravity. Now, start "Breath of Fire"—that's a quick, powerful breathing trick where you puff air in and out through your nose like a little engine chugging along, fast and rhythmic for 3 minutes. It feels like revving up the waves in your body's electromagnetic field, those sine-wave patterns from trig that help energy flow smoothly from your heart center (the glowing core of your personal universe) to places like your thyroid and parathyroid glands (which are like control switches for your energy) and your navel center (the belly button spot that's your power hub). After the 3 minutes, take a big inhale, hold your breath for a moment to let the energy settle like stars aligning in the sky, then relax and exhale slowly.

This practice strengthens your heart's electromagnetic field, making it like a supercharged antenna that picks up good vibes from the cosmos and broadcasts your own radiant glow. Over time, it smooths your skin and lights up your eyes and face naturally, like how a well-tuned circuit in engineering makes everything shine without extra polish—no cosmetics needed, just your inner universe sparkling on its own.

Why the Cosmic Electrical Analogy Works

Picture the universe as a giant electrical circuit: black holes and galaxies hum with electromagnetic fields that oscillate in trigonometric waves, like sine functions graphing the rise and fall of cosmic tides (sin(θ) = opposite over hypotenuse, but in space, it's the pull between stars). Your body is a smaller version—your breath of fire creates those same wavy rhythms, charging your heart like a capacitor storing cosmic energy, while the hold and relax balance the flow, preventing overloads. It's beautiful because it connects your everyday self to the grand dance of the stars, turning simple sitting and breathing into a way to harmonize with the universe's hidden electricity.

Technical Approach

Ayurvedic Perspective: Thyroid and Parathyroid Glands Using Trigonometry

Ayurveda interprets thyroid and parathyroid health through the balance of doshas, agni, and dhatus, with thyroid swellings mapped to the entity Galaganda and bone–mineral dynamics linked to Asthi Dhatu and tissue metabolism (dhatvagni). A helpful way to visualize this balance is the Pythagorean theorem, where overall endocrine homeostasis is the hypotenuse emerging from the squared contributions of thyroid-driven metabolic fire and parathyroid–Asthi Dhatu mineral regulation.

Ayurveda on Thyroid

Classical texts describe Galaganda as a pendulous swelling in the front of the neck, often correlated in modern discourse with goiter and thyroid enlargement. Ayurvedic analyses attribute Galaganda to Kapha predominance with Vata involvement and impaired digestive fire (mandagni), aligning with hypothyroid-like presentations. Traditional managements include purification measures, local applications, and formulations; modern Ayurvedic practice frequently employs Kanchanar/Kanchnar Guggulu and related guggul preparations for neck swellings and hypothyroid correlations.

Ayurveda on Parathyroid

While the parathyroids are not named in classical nosology, their modern role in raising serum calcium via parathyroid hormone (PTH) complements Ayurvedic mapping to Asthi Dhatu integrity and calcium-related tissue nourishment. Classical physiology frames bone health through dhatu poshana krama and dhatvagni, with Asthi Dhatu dependent on proper agni and upstream tissues, connecting mineral balance to systemic metabolism. In modern physiology, calcitonin from the thyroid lowers calcium and functionally counterbalances PTH, offering a biomedical bridge to the Ayurvedic notion of dynamic equilibrium among tissues and fires.

How They Relate

The thyroid and parathyroids are distinct glands with specific functions, yet they participate in a shared calcium axis via calcitonin and PTH that collectively shape systemic balance. This distinct-yet-coupled behavior mirrors Ayurveda’s view that multiple loci can contribute to a single homeostatic outcome through interacting doshas, agni, and dhatus.

Trigonometry Model

Let thyroid metabolic fire and parathyroid–Asthi mineral regulation be the orthogonal “legs” of a conceptual right triangle, and overall endocrine homeostasis (samatva/ojas expression) be the hypotenuse. The relationship can be expressed as a² + b² = c², where a = thyroid-agni contribution, b = parathyroid–Asthi contribution, and c = integrated homeostasis; when one leg weakens, maintaining c requires reinforcing the other leg or restoring the weakened leg’s function. In biomedical terms, reduced thyroid drive or disrupted parathyroid-calcium handling can each disturb systemic balance, paralleling Ayurvedic emphasis on restoring agni and dhatu harmony to re-equilibrate the whole.

Comparison Table

Aspect Thyroid (Ayurveda) Parathyroid (Ayurveda)
Classical mapping Galaganda: pendulous anterior-neck swelling; Kapha with Vata involvement and mandagni correlations Not explicitly named; mapped functionally to Asthi Dhatu nourishment and mineral balance via dhatu poshana and dhatvagni
Functional emphasis Metabolic fire, tissue growth/energy use; swellings and goiter-like states when imbalanced Calcium–phosphate homeostasis reflected in bone density and neuromuscular stability as a manifestation of Asthi Dhatu state
Modern bridge Thyroid hormones (T3/T4) and calcitonin; calcitonin lowers calcium PTH raises calcium via bone, kidney, and vitamin D activation
Therapeutic themes Shodhana, nasya, local lepas; use of Kanchanar/Kanchnar Guggulu in thyroid swellings/hypothyroid correlations Support agni and Asthi Dhatu through diet, sunlight/vitamin D–calcium routines, and Vata/Kapha balancing as indicated

Practical Pointers

  • For thyroid swellings/Galaganda correlations, classical measures include bloodletting/nasya/lepas and internal oils, with contemporary use of Kanchanar/Kanchnar Guggulu in hypothyroid-like contexts.
  • For bone–mineral balance, modern physiology notes that low calcium triggers more PTH, while Ayurveda emphasizes correcting agni and nourishing Asthi Dhatu alongside diet and sunlight practices.
  • Thinking with the triangle: strengthening agni (thyroid leg) or stabilizing Asthi Dhatu–calcium handling (parathyroid leg) both help restore the hypotenuse of integrated balance when one leg falters.
  • Older Sister: I have scars in the face just in case you need some
  • Real Life: no it's not that way but if things get rough, fight till the end defending your older sister
  • Closing: mentioning certain things can integrate other things in a crazy unpredictable way

Why do we need predictable ways?

Ayurveda Concepts and Their English Translation

This section covers the key terms and concepts from Ayurveda mentioned previously, each paired with its English translation and a brief description.

Glossary of Terms

  • [translate:Dosha] – Constitution/Biological energies
    The three fundamental energies (Vata, Pitta, Kapha) governing physiological and psychological processes.
  • [translate:Agni] – Digestive Fire
    The transformative energy responsible for digestion, metabolism, and tissue nourishment.
  • [translate:Dhatu] – Tissue
    Seven bodily tissues (Rasa, Rakta, Mamsa, Meda, Asthi, Majja, Shukra) that support health and structure.
  • [translate:Galaganda] – Goiter
    A swelling in the neck associated with the thyroid, representing Kapha and Vata imbalance and weak digestive fire.
  • [translate:Samatva] – Homeostasis/Balance
    The ideal state of equilibrium and harmony within body and mind.
  • [translate:Ojas] – Vital Essence
    The subtle essence responsible for overall vigor, immunity, and well-being.
  • [translate:Mandagni] – Low Digestive Fire
    Represents weak metabolism or poor digestive capacity.
  • [translate:Shodhana] – Purification Therapy
    Procedures to cleanse the body, such as Panchakarma.
  • [translate:Nasya] – Nasal Therapy
    Medicated nasal drops, used to treat head and neck disorders.
  • [translate:Lepa] – Herbal Paste Application
    External application of a medicinal paste for local treatment.
  • [translate:Dhatvagni] – Tissue Metabolic Fire
    The metabolic activity within each bodily tissue governing nutrition, growth, and function.
  • [translate:Asthi Dhatu] – Bony Tissue
    The tissue responsible for the structure, support, and mineral content of the bones.
  • [translate:Dhatu poshana krama] – Tissue Nourishing Sequence
    The sequence/order in which one tissue nourishes the next in Ayurveda theory.
  • [translate:Kanchanar Kanchnar Guggulu] – Herbal Compound for Neck Swellings
    A traditional Ayurveda formulation used for treating thyroid swelling, goiter, and related disorders.
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Underground Sessions Vol. 1

The Dark Side of Coca-Cola: Health Implications & the Geometry of Addiction

"Sweetness on the tongue, but a paradox in the blood: why do so many love what may harm them?"

Coca-Cola, a beloved soft drink across America, is often consumed not just as a treat but in large quantities—sometimes several cans per day. However, abusing Coca-Cola can result in a cascade of health issues for the human body.

⬡ Theorem of the Sugar Spiral (TSS)

Statement: Imagine a spiral that expands outward with each revolution, where each layer represents an additional can of soda consumed. The further you travel, the greater both the distance from the origin (optimal health) and the centrifugal pull (habit strength). Once caught in the spiral, each lap away makes it more difficult to return to the center.

Analogy: Repeated sugar and caffeine intake pushes a person further from their healthy baseline, much like moving along a geometric spiral that never circles back to the start.

Why Coca-Cola Can Be Bad For the Body

  • Excess Sugar: Each can contains around 39 grams of sugar—well above recommended limits—leading to insulin spikes, increased fat storage, and higher risk of type 2 diabetes and obesity.
  • Acidity: Phosphoric acid can erode tooth enamel and disrupt calcium metabolism, negatively affecting bone health.
  • Caffeine: While mild doses are usually safe, frequent intake contributes to jitteriness, high blood pressure, and even cardiac stress for sensitive individuals.
  • Artificial Additives: Sweeteners, coloring agents, and preservatives may trigger allergies or promote inflammation in some people.

Addiction and Why It's So Easy to Abuse

Coca-Cola's addictiveness boils down to its blend of sugar and caffeine, which creates a rapid reward feedback loop in the brain:

  • Dopamine Release: High sugar causes a surge of dopamine, triggering pleasure and reward centers just like addictive drugs.
  • Caffeine Dependency: Regular caffeine intake leads to physical dependence, making the body crave that next hit for alertness and energy.
  • Culture & Ritual: Advertising, nostalgia, and social environments reinforce the habit, making it an ingrained routine rather than a rare treat.

⬢ Sugar Spiral and Escaping Addiction

Escape from the spiral requires not just a single step, but a turn inward with each revolution—substituting water for soda on each lap until, finally, you reach the healthy center.

In essence, Coca-Cola's wide availability, combined with its biochemical and cultural hooks, means many Americans find themselves spiraling away from optimal health—torn between pleasure and the price paid by their bodies.

⧉ Consider each sip a step—choose your spiral wisely. ⧉

What's Next

I'm already working on Volume 3, which will take on madness, hysteria and so much more. Stay tuned for that some time soon.

In the meantime, I'd love to hear your thoughts on this mix. Drop a comment below or hit me up on social media with your favorite moments.

Full Tracklist

  1. Anna - ChickenFissure [Mind Your Speed]
  2. Mordor - Egg Rotten[Defeat the 'All People are the Same Policy']
  3. Natasha - awaiting [silent]
  4. Anna - Coca-Cola People Multiplier [Own my Bike]
  5. Inner Core - Come Together [Fishes dont Rush]
  6. Ocean Pro - No Thanks [Tidal Force]
  7. Inner Core - No Thanks remix [Water]
  8. Outer Core - Shark Speed [Something to Share]
  9. Outer Core - I'm Offering Bubblegums [Flows in No Other Direction]